therothwoman:

gunpowderandspark:

According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.

One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.

So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.

And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.

this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to

johngayne:

2016 is a slur

poonany:

lastqueenofmars:

susiethemoderator:

highstupickles:

feminism is about drinking wine from a box in the Walmart parking lot

exactly, so many people don’t understand this🙌🏾

Im still too young will a juice box work?

No. Good to know you hate women

7mangoes:

listen this is really me 🔎

gulcayn:

me @ myself: why is she doing this to herself

Why is it always something?

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

Like it’s literally always fucking something…………….I can’t go a week without there being something

sobeitjay:

lmao

meladoodle:

i accidentally bought the luigi board instead of the ouija board and now all it spells out is ‘it’s a me, green mario’

moonofficial:

fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u

neptune-born:

STOPPPPPPPPP lmao, i can barely see its bad

uptional:

reblog if do you ever need a ten minute hug but only from a specific person